bitch

PLEASE.

where were you three weeks ago? oh RIIIIIIIIIIGHT

textsfrombennett:

Bennett the Salesman

confidence is one thing

cockiness is another.

i think my dreams are on acid

fuckyeahkingofthehill:

Buckley’s Angel

i know this is long but if anyone has 9 minutes to kill, and come on…we all know anyone reading this does…, then they should watch this video. it’s one of my favorite episodes of KOTH and it’s just hilarious.

add to the list

it is BEYOND funny to me when one of the people you make a status about on facebook like said status. same as them retweeting one of your tweets about them on twitter. it’s just hilarious to me. sometimes i think, okay, do you REALIZE i’m talking about YOU mainly? but in this case, i’m pretty sure they’re so dazed and confused (lol) that they’re just like, MHMMM I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT.

aaaa merica!